ANGEL: You're an idiot, Spike.
SPIKE: You think? Huh, because I'm not the one chained to the ceiling with hot pokers in my side.
ANGEL: You hired a vampire. What do you think he is going to do with the rings when he finds it, huh? Hand it over to you?
SPIKE: Good Lord, why didn't I think of...? Oh, half a mo', I did. I hired a guy who doesn't care about the ring, or anything else on God's green earth except taking blokes apart one piece at a time. It's called addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is named 'Slutty the vampire slayer.' (The music ends and Spike breathes a sigh of relief) Thank you. Speaking of little Buff, I ran into her recently. Your name didn't come up. Although she has been awful busy jumping the bones of the very first lunk-head who came along. Good-looking fellow. Used her shamelessly. She is *cute* when she is hurtin', isn't she?
ANGEL: I think she's cuter when she's kicking your ass.
(Marcus starts the LP over and Spike sighs.)
SPIKE: I think I will go get a bit of fresh air, leave you two kids to it. (Marcus sticks another hot poker through Angel's thigh, who lets out a short scream) Now THAT'S music.
~~In The Dark~~
- I Will Face My Fear by beer-good-foamy Riley Finn/Agent Cooper. Twin Peaks crossover. PG13.
- The Wish by VampWillowAddict Willow/Tara. Teen and up.
- Bath time by PeachesAndStakes Giles/OC. Not rated.
- Time and Again by PeachesAndStakes Giles/OC. Not rated.
- Iced Tea by PeachesAndStakes Giles/OC. Not rated.
- Delicious by Glassdarkly Drusilla/Spike, Angelus & Drusilla. Teen and up.
- Want by Jackie Thomas (Jackie_Thomas) Angel/Spike. Teen and up.
- Killing the Messenger by Jackie Thomas (Jackie_Thomas) Angel/Doyle. General audiences.
- Something to Sing About by FoolForSpuffy147 Buffy/Spike. T.
- Exit Strategy by Alkeni Wesley, Lilah. T.
- Monster by il-mio-capitano Buffy, Giles. T.
[Chaptered Fiction Updates]
- Swan Lake Part 29 by rngrdead Xander/Spike. Mature.
- A Christmas Slay by cafedemonde Buffy/Spike. R.
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[Images & Videos]
- Best Of / Worst Of Character Moments in Season 8, Issue 30discussed by harsens-rob
- Best Of / Worst Of Character Moments in "Angel" #30 by harsens-rob
- Willow's sexual orientation discussed by buffysboobs
[Articles, Interviews & Other News]
- The Sunnydale Press reports the death of Ted.
- The enduring legacy of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer writers' room - a roll-call of impressive writers and what they have done since BtVS.
- BEHIND BUFFY SEASON 10: Christos Gage's "Return To Sunnydale"