Sunnydale Herald April 18th

Apr. 18th, 2015 10:09 pm
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Posted by waddiwasiwitch

Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'
Willow: C'mon, you don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
Buffy: Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

~~The Dark Age~~


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Friday April 17

Apr. 18th, 2015 03:21 am
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Posted by audela

ANGEL: That's Illyria.
WESLEY: In its native form.
SPIKE: What are these smaller bits?
WESLEY: Her army of doom.
SPIKE: There's a shock.
ANGEL: They were entombed with her.
WESLEY: Waiting for her return.
SPIKE: To Los Angeles?
WESLEY: This is where her temple was millions of years ago, and it's still here.
ANGEL: Well, you think I would've remembered seeing something like this parked next to The Ralph's.

~~Shells~~


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Thursday, April 16

Apr. 17th, 2015 04:58 am
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Tuesday - Wednesday, April 14-15

Apr. 15th, 2015 04:23 pm
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Sunnydale Herald Monday 13th April

Apr. 13th, 2015 10:34 pm
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Posted by waddiwasiwitch

BUFFY: Okay, you have everything you need?
DAWN: (interrupting) Yep.
BUFFY: And after school, you-
DAWN: Yeah yeah. Let's go, Xander. (walking toward the door)
BUFFY: (intercepting her) You will come straight home.
DAWN: (sarcastic) Sure. Maybe we can find some time for you to (Buffy opens door) get me into another car accident.

~~Gone~~


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Sunday 12th April

Apr. 13th, 2015 05:37 pm
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Posted by gillo

XANDER: Plan, schman. Let's mount up. GILES: No. ANYA: Uh, Dawn may have had the wrong idea in summoning this creature, but ... I've seen some of these underworld child bride deals and, and they never end well. Well, maybe once. WILLOW: We're not just gonna stay here. GILES: Yes we are. Buffy's going alone.

SPIKE: Gah! Don't be a stupid git. There is no-

GILES: If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll- (pauses to consider) I'll never want your opinion.

WILLOW: A little confusion spell could-

TARA: No! (Willow looks surprised) I mean, I don't think it'll help.

SPIKE: (to Buffy) Look, forget them, Slayer. I've got your back.

BUFFY: I thought you wanted me to stay away from you. Isn't that what you sang?

~~Once More, with Feeling ~~




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Sunnydale Herald Saturday April 11th

Apr. 12th, 2015 12:06 am
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Posted by waddiwasiwitch

BOWLING VAMPIRE 1 (sighs) Aw, that ain't gonna work.
BOWLING VAMPIRE 2 Could've told you that. Clean up my lane, jackass. (pushes the other vampire down the lane)
BOWLING VAMPIRE 1 (picks up the head, walks back to the front of the lane) "Let's go to L. A.," you said. "Sun's gone out," you said. "Going to be the feast of the century." But the sun is back, and here we are wasting our time...bowling.
BOWLING VAMPIRE 2 I'm telling you, something big is coming, and when it gets here, we're gonna be in prime position for—
ANGEL An ass whoppin'?

~~Shiny Happy People~~


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Friday April 10

Apr. 11th, 2015 06:02 am
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Posted by audela

SPIKE: Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start.
ANGEL: Look, I can't do this anymore.
SPIKE: Admitting defeat, are you?
ANGEL: You and me. This isn't working out.
SPIKE: (mock hurt) Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
ANGEL: I'm saying you should go.
SPIKE: You really can't stand the competition, can you?

~~A Hole in the World~~


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Tuesday - Wednesday, April 7 - 8

Apr. 8th, 2015 05:26 pm
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Monday 6th April

Apr. 7th, 2015 05:34 pm
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(Initiative. A packet of blood is dispensed into Spike's cell. He's about to dig in with the vampire in the neighboring cell intervenes.)
Vampire: Don't drink it. It's drugged.
SPIKE: Uh-huh. And who are you, mate?
Vampire: I'm a rat. I'm a lab rat, just like the others. They're gonna kill us, you know.
SPIKE: And how are they gonna do that?
Vampire: They starve you. When you're ready to bite your own arm, they shoot out one of those packets. You drink, and the next thing, you're gone. And that's when they do the experiments.
SPIKE: And, uh, they are? The government? Nazis? A major cosmetics company?
Vampire: Who cares? All I know is, one minute I'm running from the slayer, And the next thing, I'm here.
SPIKE: The slayer! I knew it! I knew it!
Vampire: Yeah, she took apart my crew, and led me straight to these guys.
SPIKE: She set me up, too. I always worried what would happen When that bitch got some funding. She's wised up a bit. Fine! I'll take her apart. I don't care how brilliant she is.

~~The Initiative ~~




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Sunday, April 5

Apr. 7th, 2015 03:25 am
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Sunnydale Herald Saturday 4th April

Apr. 5th, 2015 12:58 am
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Posted by waddiwasiwitch

FEMALE RADIO ANNOUNCER: And in an impromptu speech today, the mayor—I really love that guy, don't you?— The mayor declared Los Angeles the first "Citadel of Jasmine," a cradle of civilization which will usher in a new age for all of humanity. In related news, the L.A. Archdiocese has stated to the press that it will remove all false idols from its churches, replacing them with images of she who walks among us. Way to go, Catholic Church. Yes, it's a great day to be alive.
LORNE: Well, talk about media bias. Well, not that I wanna talk about media bias. It seems rather moot right now. Speakin' of moot, what about us? Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?
FRED: What are we gonna do? What can we do?
WESLEY: There has to be an answer.
ANGEL:There has to be a way. We just need time.
GUNN: To hell with that. We need a damn break. But the universe don't seem to be handing breaks out to the underdog lately. No leads, no database, no weapons, no shelter.
WESLEY: And very little gas.
FRED: We should've taken Connor with us. He looked so— What if he doesn't wake up?
ANGEL: What if we took him and he did?

~~Sacrifice~~


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