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Okay, I tried one last time, and now I totally understand why I can't do it. It's hard to praise a character you have so much anger towards.




A Little Love

by Menomegirl


I hate failure, and that’s a fact
My ability to compose Saturday seemed to lack
All the finesse I’m fully capable of
When I know I can show Angel love
So I’m going to change my style
Otherwise I’d be writing awhile
I’m determined to make this work
Despite everyone knowing I think Angel’s a jerk

In season one, Angel saved Cordelia’s life
Took her away from degredation and strife
He inspired Doyle to do the right thing
He even got up on stage to sing
Angel tried to save Kate’s father from death
Even though the man resisted it with his last breath
He gave up being human for the woman he loved
I’ve often wondered when they had sex if he was gloved

He fought Faith in an alley in the rain
Held her in his arms because he knew her pain
Wesley was standing behind them, a knife in his hand
He dropped it when he saw the lay of the land
He forgave Faith after all she had done
And proved to Buffy she wasn’t the only one
As I’ve told anyone with an ear to bend
For the B/A ship, that was the end

And this is the honest truth, here is where the hero worship must stop
Because after that, things for me went to pot
Lindsey came to Angel needing his help
The look on his face made my heart melt
Angel was self rightious to an annoying degree
He was a jerk, I don’t care who will agree
I don’t care how evil Lindsey tried to be
Past that episode, I just can’t see

I’ve hated Angel ever since then
Oh well, I say, if you think it’s a sin
Some actions just effect me that way
I’ve waited years to see the day
Angel would correct his mistake
If that doesn’t happen, my heart will break
Yes, for those who did not know...
Lindsey is my favorite character on this show

the end

a liitle sympathy...

Date: 2004-04-19 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com
Oh, what a bummer, feeling that
The object of your poem's a prat.
I sympathise so with your verse,
But think on this; it could be worse...

You might have had to make-believe
You were (the only) fan of Eve
and rave about her nailed-on smiles
- or pen an orgy; nekkid!Giles

Rogering *everyone* for kicks.
(For Auntie Weasels knows your squicks)
Perhaps you ought to stick with porn -
I've *such* a plot for Lindsey/Lorne!

Ahem.

Re: a liitle sympathy...

Date: 2004-04-19 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] menomegirl.livejournal.com
Oh, you're mean and just not fair
Nekkid Giles! is just so square
How could you do that to me?
No more bunnies, let me be!

Jesus, you mentioned Eve, what a skank!
I wouldn't write about her unless it was a prank
Lindsey fucked her, boy was he dumb
His desire for Angel has left his brain numb

I read a spoiler and I'm just flat pissed
I can't believe it's gonna end like this
As for Lorne, I hope he goes to hell
Right now, I'm just not fairing well.

Re: a little sympathy...

Date: 2004-04-19 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com
Nekkid!Giles? He's all the rage
For ladies of a certain age;
I'd love his palms to turn me pink
As we indulge in Daddy!Kink.

Now, as to Eve, then I'd agree;
I'd like to hurt her lavishly.
You'd think she walked upon the street
- and have you seen her *awful* feet?

Nice Auntie Weasels is unspoiled;
Attempts to tell me, so far, foiled.
Still free to fancy, if I like,
That Wes will get to roger Spike.




(Did you see them? Those awful feet? Ewww!)





Re: a little sympathy...

Date: 2004-04-19 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] menomegirl.livejournal.com
LOL-For a perv, you're just so cool
I wonder what you were like in school
I opened my mouth and said what I thought
Rumors flew, tempers flared, as a subject, I was really hot

One must wonder what they'd think of us
We haven't grown old or turned to rust
We say what we think, no matter what
If no one likes it, they can kiss our butt

And as for sex, we know every kink
If we can't post on a thread, we'll post a link
If we run across something we don't know about
We'll experiment, of that there's no doubt

Re: a little sympathy...

Date: 2004-04-19 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com
As to school, enough to tell;
It's harsh when you don't fit in well.
But would they guess, who did me ill,
Where life has brought me for a thrill?

And as they sluice the kitchen sink,
That I pore over daddy!kink
And pick the children up from class,
thinking of Wes up Andrew's arse?

Being Weasels sets me free;
I romp in this this identity.
I don't have jewels, I don't have cash
But oh! my mind is rich with slash!








Oh Holy Hell!!!

Date: 2004-04-23 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Okay, I'm not EVEN gonna try to rhyme. I just wanted to say, "Hey, DeeDee!" And say this line cracked me up: "I’ve often wondered when they had sex if he was gloved". But then I read all the poems that followed, and I'm dyin' here!!! Glad my boss isn't present to hear me snort with laughter!!!

You guys crack me up!!!

XOX

Jenn

Re: Oh Holy Hell!!!

Date: 2004-04-24 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] menomegirl.livejournal.com
Thank you, Jenn, you're so sweet
I love your forum, it's very neat
It's so nice to be able to say what I think


*hugs*

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