Virgo Birthdays-Poem

[menomegirl]

Cut tag-just because I'm snarky today.




Virgo Birthdays

Everyone acts like I'm really strange
Or maybe they think I'm just insane
But I like to bring it out, it's such a wild card
I tell them I'm a virgin, and they laugh really hard
A close friend thought it was so funny, she fell on the floor
Because she's addicted and knows I'm such a slash whore
I've made people spit out their drinks and laugh until they scream
When I sneak that info to them, they come apart at the seam
It happens everytime, the reaction's always the same-
But I have a perfect defense for my outlandish claim
You see, I can screw my brains out until in Hell it starts to snow
Because I was born in the month of September, don't you know
So, I'll always be a virgin, sweet, kind, gentle and pure
And some day, someone will believe that story, I'm sure!








I keep saying that, but no one believes me!

I wonder why?

LMAO~~~

Comments

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

hey baby, did you get the pic?

*hugs*

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did. I was wondering why the hand was there, LOL.

I like your icon better. It was more interesting. *g*

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

I see the macho one is out to play ;)

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'm not sure about my last reply. LOL. Discussion about my partner's brother is in the offing. Hmm. Hope they don't think I'm squicked. I mean, hey-I wrote a dying arsehole rape drabble in 10 minutes or less. How squicky can what's going on be after that? *laughs merrily*

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

scicky, where, there? lol

Oh and if you wanted I made this one if you wanted 'Evil Hand' on the icon ;)

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Cool! But it's his left hand, not the evil one, alas! LOL. Lost for words works for me. That was my state of being when I saw the icon....LMAO-

And I know you read Perverse, didn't you?

I just don't like the way my last entry reads, but don't want to change it until someone IM's me.

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

remind me what that is again..I'm crap with titles..

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Angelus raping and killing an obscure boy?

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

I remember and yes I did.

I don't get squicked by much. Jaded old lady that I am ;)

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

LOL. Some things do squick me. *g* Call me chicken. bak-bak-bak.