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thepoetryslam
There once was a vampire named Angel
Who spent a hundred years in Hell
And when he was returned,
His girlfriend, she spurned
His affections because she preferred bleach to hair gel.
What the fuck is it with Eve?
She just makes us want to heave
She's boring, skinny, and blonde to boot
Why the hell wasn't Eve who Lorne had to shoot?
Because for her we wouldn't grieve.
The ho, the ho, the skanky ho
Who the hell really wants to know
Where you went after Angel left you there
We hope you expired from the deathly glare
That we all gave to you that night
Leaving your ass alive just wasn't right
So we hope the building fell down on top of you
Because it wasn't Angel Lindsey got to screw.
thepoetryslamAngel
There once was a vampire named Angel
Who spent a hundred years in Hell
And when he was returned,
His girlfriend, she spurned
His affections because she preferred bleach to hair gel.
The Skanky Ho
What the fuck is it with Eve?
She just makes us want to heave
She's boring, skinny, and blonde to boot
Why the hell wasn't Eve who Lorne had to shoot?
Because for her we wouldn't grieve.
The Skanky Ho 2
The ho, the ho, the skanky ho
Who the hell really wants to know
Where you went after Angel left you there
We hope you expired from the deathly glare
That we all gave to you that night
Leaving your ass alive just wasn't right
So we hope the building fell down on top of you
Because it wasn't Angel Lindsey got to screw.
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Hah!
Date: 2004-08-02 02:26 pm (UTC)Mae
Re: Hah!
Date: 2004-08-02 02:32 pm (UTC)RTFL.....
Bet you thought I was gonna say something nasty!
*giggles*