Well, I think I'm going to try to go back to sleep
And hope I don't just lay there having thoughts that are deep
I'm not one who can drift off counting a flock of sheep
Even if they're only jumping over a fence in a single leap
I can't think of Lindsey, that would keep me awake
Or have thoughts of Angel, who I mostly hate
I could think of Eve, but that would put me in a coma
Or lead back to thoughts of that cute guy from Oklahoma
I could think of Willow, but I'd see her face turn all veiny
Or Oz, but that fellow is just too damn brainy
I could think of Xander, but well, he's just too cute
Or Anya, parading around in her fuzzy pink bunny suit
I could think about Darla, but I'm not that much of a freak
Or Andrew, that murderous, very funny little geek
I could think about Lilah calling Lindsey Napoleon, that's always fun
Or have thoughts of Spike sacrificing himself in a bright flash of sun
I could think about Fred turning into Illyria, and how great she was
Or Gunn having his heart ripped out, just because
I can't think about Lorne, that would just piss me off
Or Cordelia, because she makes me wanna toss
I guess I can think about Buffy and Angel, what can I say?
I know that will make me fall asleep right away.
ZZZZZ
Date: 2004-08-15 09:56 am (UTC)I know that will make me fall asleep right away.
BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!
Yeah, that's a sure fired way to knock me out.
Good stuff! Funny and even rhyming, well done!
Mae
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Date: 2004-08-15 10:02 am (UTC)*hugs*